Rob Lee Barragan, Mr. Tyzik
2) Self-description:
Well I am a pretty smart guy. Music, comedy and Politics are my passion. I am a conservative Republican who is very opinionated.
3) What role do you play in the Whatnott?
I am pretty much a writer. I have my own little column. I also am writing the movies.
4) What is your music style?
Rock and Roll
5) Favorite Bands or Artist.
The Mars Volta, Glassjaw, Thursday, Coldplay, Norah Jones
6) What are your favorite movies?
This Is Spinal Tap, Pulp Fiction, Saving Private Ryan
7) What do you do when youre not doing Whatnott stuff?
Band Stuff
8) Favorite Whatnott Skit or Film(s)?
Big B and the Magical Bloody Nose
9) Why do you choose to be in Whatnott?
Great way to get my writing out.
10) What is your purpose in life?
To stray people away from liberalism .
11) Who are you dating or if not dating who are you interested in?
Well I'm not dating anyone at this present moment but there is always the possibility. No interest in anyone at the moment.
12) Who is your role model??
Sean Hannity, Bill O" Reilly, Glassjaw, Christopher Guest and Mr. Johnson.
13) Which Whatnott member do you really respect?
Joe, this guy is the leader.and my pal Jason
14) Birthdate and place (any interesting details?):
May 17, !986 in Vally hospital
15) Describe your dream girl or guy:
My dream girl would have to be anyone who can tolerate me
16) What are your plans for the future (occupation, residence, etc.)?
Go to Hancock, Transfer to UC Irvine, Major in Political science, Minor in history, Get Teaching Credentila and Teach U.S History or Government.
OR BECOME FAMOUS
17) Are you currently working on any special projects?
TEAM SABOTAGE, a movie
18) What is your favorite food/dish?
A Double Double from In and out
19) How did you meet the members of Whatnott?
Ive only met a few. Jason and Joe from Fesler and a few others from Joe
20) What was your first impression of the Whatnott members?
Cool guys
21) What are your hobbies?
Music, Writing and Reading
22) What is the most memorable moment in your life?
The day I got my first bass.
23) What is the best thing about being in Whatnott?
I get my writing tout through the site
24) What is the worst thing about being in Whatnott?
I live in Santa Maria and most of them live in Orcutt, so i miss out on everything
25) What is the stupidest thing youve ever done?
Too much to say
26) Given the chance, would you do it again?
Absolutely
27) Any thank-you's?
My parents, God, and friends and family
Most Recent Journal Entry:
7/3/03 Hey everyone. It's me, Mr. Tyzik again. No current relationship news because as far as relationships with girls go... I dont have any! I havent done much lately because i've been dead tired from work. Working five days a week is really stressful and exausting. The only thing i have been doing is writng my comedy skits. I write comedy skits hoping one day they will be eventually acted out. Maybe one day they will I've also been writing some of the script for Whatnotts of our Lives, it is coming out pretty good. Don't worry its actually funny, I am a veteran in writing comedy, I know how to do it. I am as political as ever, for about five hours a day I watch FOX news and read political books.Currently im reading a book by FOx news analysist Seean Hannity titled, Let Freedom RIng: The fight of liberty over Liberal America. Alot of people say I am too old for my age, oh well. At least I still watch cartoons.Right now I am laughing at the picture of me on my Journal page, I sure do look goofy. Oh yeah, bad news, my bands drummer Tom Rockwell just recently quit so we are drummerless for the third time.Expect an update in The Tyzik Corner real soon, but im debating over what to right about. Well im going to go of and play golf with whatnott legend Bob, See you later...
MR. TYZIK'S SECRETS and THINGS NO KNOWS
-I have been in love with Laura Pronge since the eighth grade.
-I have never had a girlfriend.
-As a conservative, I oppose gay rights.
-I hate Hilary Clinton and the French.
-For years, I've had this reoccuring dream in which I have a mustache. I know it doesn't sound so bad, but, I swear, I'm afraid to go to sleep.eep.
-Uncomfortable around large amounts of people.
-Get upset when co-wokers are not doing their job. Sometimes i yell at them.
-Drink coffee five times a day.
- I watch fox news approx. five hours a day.
-Really self-conscious
-Very hard to get me mad.
-Never been in a fight
-Unlike Joe, I have touched drugs. I stay away from them now. Very bad for you.
-My favorite movie is Spinal Tap and Pulp fiction.
-I love dr. pepper.
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Mr. Tyzik's Corner
As the new member in Whatnott, I wanted to make an impact for this website. I then pondered for hours on possibilities for my own unique contributions and realized I am unique compared to mostly everyone else here. I have a love for political issues and world events, strange huh. I thought to myself you can keep the world informed through this website in my own section called "The Tyzik Corner." But don't worry I will not bore everyone with mere politics, I will l give cold hard facts but give my own biased opinion. I will do my best to keep it interesting as well .Any major events may and can will be covered here. Expect the first article real soon.
7/23/03 Mr. Tyzik here once again. This time I have a good one for you guys.
Fighting in Iraq... controversy over WMDs... porous borders [Between the United States, Canada and Mexico] But what is Congress voting on? Sex. The Department of Health and Human Services wants to spend $1.5 million on a sex study. And recently, congress voted in favor of it. This is liberal nonsense at its best
The study will focus on why people take sexual risks, the sex habits of older men, Asian prostitutes in San Francisco, and gay Indians. I'm not kidding. This is how our government is spending tax money when we have a record deficit
Do we really want to know about Tonto and the Lone Ranger? Is that what our tax dollars are for? I mean, just picture Ben Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison sitting around saying, you know, we really should have a federal study of those gay Indians. That would really strengthen the republic. Let's get that agency up and running right away.
I mean come on here, what good would come out of this. I'll tell you this, absolutely nothing. They will probably use the entire 1.5 million on trying to track down a gay Indian. But honestly who cares about gay Indians, sex in old guys, or even asian prostitutes, I sure don't.
Now Mr. Tyzik would like to answer this for free: Number one, why do people take sexual risks? Answer, because they're bored, self-destructive, stupid, or all of the above. Number two, do older men experience a decline in sexual behavior and why? Answer -- yes, they do, . Number three, what happens in San Francisco when Asian women sell their bodies? Answer, the same thing that happens everywhere else. Money changes hands, STDs are spread, lives are ruined. Number four, how should we view gay Native-Americans? Answer -- the same way we view every other gay person, as an individual. Come on. This is just dumb. I don't suppose gay Indians harvest the cure for cancer.
6-31-03
O.k., well here it is .The first installment of The Tyzik Corner.Im sorry for the delay but no current issues have been abroad until this week. Recently the supreme court has made a serious of startling desisions: One in favor of affirmative action and one towards gay rights, (which i refuse to touch on in this particular segment but oppose strongly).Let me just say im not a happy camper.The supreme court ruling was in favor of affimative action in higher education, saying its ok to make race a factor in determining enrollment. This may give way to other cases as well.
I am opposed to affirmative action. I do not believe that a society can achieve justice by changing the identity, racial or otherwise, of those whom it treats unjustly. I do not believe that a society should reward people for the color of their skin; I believe, rather, that racial barriors should not exist But it should not give jobs to those who have been insufficiently trained; it should not give college educations to those who have been insufficiently educated.Rewards should be given to those who work hard.With regard to colleges, I believe that all forms of affirmative action should be abolished, but thats just me thinking
++ Sorry for the complex writng, its how i do this, if i need to make it less complex let me know ok.